The three (or four?) songs that make me want to punch a cat and burn down a church – A List

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT – BAHA MEN

God fucking dammit, everytime I hear WHO LET THE DOGS OUT I want to punch stuff. I have never heard a song more annoying that this one. Atleast they don’t play it as often as other ANNOYING songs that may be in this list, but god it’s such a stupid song! The Baha Men are so much of a one hit wonder band that they have FIVE versions of this song. I’m not kidding.

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“Barking Mad Mix Extended”

What is this shit? Who would buy a two sided version of Who Let The Dogs Out? Why? That vinyl could have been used for something better, like a Boredoms record. I have listened to this song so many times against my will, it’s terrifying.

 

 

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS/WE WILL ROCK YOU – QUEEN

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why would you listen to a zulu scratch a cappella version?

Yes, I know. I used to love these songs as a little kid. But just like WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, these songs have been overplayed to the point of feeling hatred for them. These songs are just… Lame? They feel empty. I had a teacher who loved Queen, he always talked about them and he even made us analyse the text for We Are The Champions and that was the moment that I realized that it was a horrible song. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE R THE CHAMPIONS MUH FRIENDSSSSS. Also I have a video of myself singing We Will Rock You in Engrish when I was like 6.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW – C+C MUSIC FACTORY

Who cares about the band that made this monstruosity? Just another song played more times than I have blinked.

BOMBASTIC – SHAGGY

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